There are a lot of people in the world who like art. In fact, pretty much everyone does. Some people like good art (Rembrandt), others like bad art (that bicycle wheel thing), and others enjoy art that rocks.
I happen to fall in that last class. I can see why people would like Michelangelo or John Romita, Jr. (or Sr.), but to me that doesn’t represent the best that humanity can create. You see, I like robot PlayDoh art created by my two year old.
I mean, look at that picture and tell me it isn’t the best thing you’ve ever seen. At least, if you ignore the fact that robots are evil and dead set on enslaving humanity if only given the chance. After that, you cannot deny the pure genius that is “One Armed PlayDoh Robot”.
Hang a second, I think the Smithsonian is calling.
Filed under: Life in Mordor, This is why I never get things done | Tagged: Fatherhood
My son assures me that all robots are good and nice. But giving them only one arm isn’t a bad idea, just in case he’s wrong.
I have a detailed philosophy of robots which I may post on in the future; the short of it: be assured, robots are just biding their time until they can kill us. They may seem cute and innocent, but behind every cuddly R2D2 lies the heart of killer (metaphorically speaking).
My wife and I have developed a similar theory regarding cows.
You’re right, there’s a lot of rage beneath those dull eyes.